pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
