Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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