You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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