On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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