i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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