My room smells like vodka and shame
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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