Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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