where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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She bit a glass in half.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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