Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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