The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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