Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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