My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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