its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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