You're so nebulous sometimes
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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