It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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