Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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