hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
This is my gift to your gina
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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