Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
