If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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