I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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