My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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