Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Be still, my beating vagina.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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