There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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