What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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