What tipped you off? The sombrero?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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