whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I need a burrito and a hug.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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