How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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