Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(906): View more from Michigan

So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.

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(404): View more from Georgia

girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice

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(651): View more from Minnesota

you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now

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(914): View more from New York

Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

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(620): View more from Kansas

I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."

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