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  ready 4 sex 2nite?

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  wow. woo me matt, woo me.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.

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  Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.

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  Take that integrity

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.

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  wtf?

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  Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.

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  Pathetic yet considerate

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.

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