grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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