i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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