Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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