I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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