I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
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I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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