you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
