it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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