why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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