Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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