so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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