Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I could fuck to npr.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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