oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
They are going to name an STD after you.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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