So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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