About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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