what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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