Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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