What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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