Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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