I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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