ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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