Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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