You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
