i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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