at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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