So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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