he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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