Can Purell be used as lube?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize
